LIFE EXPLAINED, PART 562

Contrary to poplar belief, no rock&roll stars ever knew the secret to life. Surprisingly, this secret was entrusted to the late Marcel Marceau, the famous French mime, who mistakenly thought he could impart it through his silent mime act, forgetting that most people really hate mimes. Hopefully, the next person entrusted with the secret will lay off the tights, striped shirts, invisible boxes and silly makeup and actually speak to us.