September 27, 2011

LIFE EXPLAINED, PART 798

Life is all about the food.
There's nothing else we obsess about 3 times a day.

September 20, 2011

LIFE EXPLAINED, PART 797

The only thing we really have to fear is other people telling us what we should fear. Fears are a case-by-case affair, no coaching necessary, thank you.

LIFE EXPLAINED, PART 796

Nobody understands you except the ice cream man.

LIFE EXPLAINED, PART 795

Those who are about to die always make their last messages about love, thus defining the truest and most powerful measure of their lives. When push comes to shove, outrage, anger, fear and despair takes a back seat to love.

September 8, 2011

LIFE EXPLAINED, PART 794

Love defies logic, mathematics and physics because, the more of it you give away, the more you have.

LIFE EXPLAINED, PART 793

Life is funny. Not hah-hah funny, but funny. Eventually you get it, but way too late the avoid that "Born to Boogie" tattoo, two failed marriages and a couple of years in the pen for fencing stolen goods.

LIFE EXPLAINED, PART 792

Never trouble another for what you know damned well they're going to do for you anyway. No sense rubbing it in.