LIFE EXPLAINED, PART 201

While many men suffer from colorblindness, few women do. So guys, don't argue when she tells you what matches and what doesn't when you're getting dressed to go out. Unless your name is Christian Dior or Ralph Lauren, odds are your sartorial credentials are a little light. Besides, what the hell do you care anyway? Keep your woman happy and she'll make your ride smoother. Defy her at your peril.