LIFE EXPLAINED, PART 140

If you find yourself watching some oddball Olympic sport that makes no sense at all and needs constant long-winded explanations of the rules, it's okay to flip it off and watch dwarves and trailer trash brawling on The Jerry Springer Show, even if it is a youngster from your country competing in the run, sword fight, swim, climb, shoot-a-gun-from-a-speeding-unicycle and then spin cartwheels event. Don't look for these kids on the cover of a Wheaties box anytime soon.