LIFE EXPLAINED, PART 125

In vino, veritas. So said the Romans, and it translates to "In wine, there is truth." It sounds better in Latin since much of the "truth" that pours from a bottle is pretty ugly stuff. While we can deal with all the maudlin "I love you, man!" declarations, less welcome are the nasty and revealing diatribes about everybody being against me, how nice are your girlfriend's tits and how for a nickel I'd kick your lying ass. It's always a relief when these guys pass out on their barstools.