LIFE EXPLAINED, PART 103

Never try to pet o approach a wild animal. They are wild animals and as such are not interested in amusing you or being your woodland buddy. Unless of course your idea of fun is getting gored, clawed, mauled, stomped or eaten alive. If that's the case, then, by all means, knock yourself out. Just don't complain to the Park Rangers when they are airlifting you and your severed parts to a hospital a hundred miles away.