LIFE EXPLAINED, PART 54

If you're really dumb, try wearing a monocle and using a phony upper-class British accent when you speak so you'll seem smarter. Maybe even go so far as carryng a fancy walking stick and wearing an ascot. People will still know you're stupid, but at least you'll be amusing. Give it a shot. It's not like you've got some great reputation to uphold or anything.