LIFE EXPLAINED, PART 50

Some people are a real pain in the butt. They pester and anger you and it's always the same old tired act; how everybody's against them, how they never get a break, life stinks, blah, blah blah. They never have anything else to say. You know the type, it's always all about them and always the exact same waking nightmare. But don't hate these poor unfortunates, try to understand them. Odds are you'll find there's nothing wrong with them that two quick hard slaps won't cure. Maybe they'll thank you for it, maybe not, but at least they'll have something new to think about for a while. And you can come away with some measure of satisfaction for having helped your fellow man adjust to reality.